How sick are you/can you be?

i need someone to write me the nastiest paragraph their sick minds can think of. ex: 'I woke up in a greasy hotel room stinking of old warm milk. my skin covered in a layer of thick white liquid. dog and human hairs cover my tongue i had little gashes all over my chest with maggots crawling in them'. something like that. Make me want to puke! thanks! :D